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  • 27th June
    2014
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  • 11th June
    2014
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The misadventures of Jaden the cat and his humans: Part 1

Jaden, formerly known as Ser, is our new cat. He’s a domestic short hair, w a gorgeous brown, black, and white coat (he’s a brown tabby). We adopted him from the Maryland SPCA on Monday and boy has he made himself at home. He sleeps in my room or anywhere else he pleases, and he has rubbed himself against EVERYTHING in here. I’d imagine he’s going “you’re my bitch, you’re my bitch too, yeah.. you’re my bitch!” As he marks us and our entire apartment.

Tonight, we came home and noticed what appeared to be a cut on his hind leg. I inspected it and immediately searched the Web for advice. I searched the house to see what/where he cut himself and noticed what appeared to be a red piece of gum and cat hair stuck to my yoga mat. Wtf!?!?! Nobody’s chewed gum in here in ages, let alone red gum. Wtf kind of gum is that?!?! Anyway, we run out to the store to get betadine to put on the wound.

Fast forward to the part where he’s wrapped in my ex’s oversized hoodie, being cradled like a baby while I clean the wound and apply the betadine. Good boy, Jaden right? Nope. Kitty bad ass jumps up onto my shoulders crawls onto my back and makes a break for it. We finally get him secured and now I’ve applied the betadine and made a cute little gauze bandage. He’s rewarded w these stinky salmon flavored treats he seems to enjoy. Easy enough, only took 20 mins of my time. Nope! Kitty bad ass jumps down and immediately tries shaking the bandage off. Doesn’t work. So he drags his hind leg across the carpet and looks back to check. Nope, still there. He hauls ass and we chase him into my bedroom saying “Nooooo Jaden, leave that alone” why you ask? Because now, Jaden’s wised up and he’s biting the gauze off. It’s a fucking Mexican stand off with a damn cat. A cat for crying out loud! I’m standing in front of him, KJ (my daughter) is standing behind him. We’re humans, we got this right? WRONG! He looks at us and with one last defiant lick as if to say “kiss my ass,” he darts under the bed. Oh screw this! We decide to leave kitty bad ass in there and go into our living room to watch netflix.

In walks Jaden all calm and cool, you know like he owns the place. He walks right up to where KJ’S standing and proceeds to stand on his hind legs to be pet. I look down and lo and behold, the bandage is gone. He looks at me, I look at his hind leg then back to him, he meows as if to say “what?” i just shake my head.

Cats are jerks

  • 20th May
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Day 2. Freedom, creativity,  grace, and imagination. All things I think of when I think of the art if Dance.  #100happyDays

Day 2. Freedom, creativity, grace, and imagination. All things I think of when I think of the art if Dance. #100happyDays

  • 6th April
    2014
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